(Joe) Commerical: Fairy tale plot.
(Scott) Damn bug bites.
(Scott) It's only April.
(Scott) Henderson lawn must be overrun.
(Joe) Window puppet shows *are* illegal in NY. Ed Koch said they made him feel 'ill at ease'.
(Scott) There are too many commercials based around parachute jumps
(Scott) We already know the joke.
(Joe) The hippies were protesting the war on Henderson Lawn a couple of weeks ago. That's fourteen days of incubation time.
(Scott) They could just save money by showing black on white text saying "Picture a guy leaving an airplane unexpectedly, having something to do with our product"
(Scott) 12:38
(Joe) 12:38/1:38/2:38/3:38
(Scott) 7:38 Hawaii
(Scott) Why does the CTU directors office have barcodes for windows?
(Joe) 8:38 AM London time. What's happening with the nuclear weapon in America. Oh well, I guess we'll find out at 2PM in the afternoon. Right on time for a crumpet and tea.
(Scott) Karen is selling out her husband.
(Scott) I have to distance myself from you.
(Scott) Separate beds.
(Scott) Buchanan is objecting to this, primarily due to the fact he's a mole.
(Joe) This is probably why they have rules against Senate-confirmable positions being married to a direct report.
(Joe) Double-length keys?
(Scott) He used a double length key to slow us down.
(Scott) He used a double length key to slow us down.
(Scott) That's like a regular sized key, but larger.
(Scott) About twice as large.
(Joe) How many freakin' people are on the phone right now in the sticks of L.A.?
(Scott) Does LA really have a National Forest?
(Joe) 'Come with me.' Last time I was in a room with a guy with a briefcase, he drilled into my wristbones.
(Scott) They made the woman they suspected of terrorism acting director?
(Scott) Also, if you're fired, do you really get to choose your replacement?
(Scott) Extra-redundancies.
(Scott) So, if there is an extra redundancy on something, that means you have to do it four times.
(Scott) Or is that three?
(Joe) A Muslim woman as acting director of CTU? That's an awesome. You gotta think the President is going to have some issues.. that is, if he doesn't want to 'show her the Lincoln Bedroom'.
(Scott) Wasn't there some other director of CTU who was escorted off of site?
(Scott) And he helped from home or something?
(Scott) Was that Buchanan?
(Joe) Should someone tell her that she was picked because he was the only one left in a suit?