(Scott) Now doing a perpetual pull up five inches above asphalt.
(Joe) (Psst. Bruce Willis is the bad guy.)
(Scott) Cannonball Run 3.
(Scott) 10:51
(Scott) Apparently Palmer is under house arrest.
(Scott) Another shot of adrenaline . . .
(Scott) Palmer is losing it . . .
(Scott) Not sure why Palmer's concerned with adjusting his collar at this point. I mean, have you seen his face?
(Scott) Heh, the drive shaft is right at face level.
(Scott) They may be tracking me by attaching a Jack Bauer to my under carriage.
(Scott) Dead man . . . snap.
(Scott) 10:55
(Scott) Did he just kill two people with one shot?
(Scott) Mayhem!
(Scott) Jack is invincible.
(Scott) My theory is that the Chinese really killed him and this is his ghost.
(Joe) Just looking for some backup on whether or not Fayed could have become suspicious when the Arab sleeper cell was carrying around goverment-issued 15-round Colt semi-automatic weapons.
(Scott) Fayyad throws his gun at Jack after they both run out of ammo . . . exactly like Naked Gun.
(Joe) He is really bitey this season. The writers must really be... okay, this was in the first Die Hard. Sweet Lord.
(Scott) And Jack hangs Fayyad. Not sure that this is a new way of killing for the show.
(Scott) Yeah, I think you're right about the die-hard thing.
(Scott) Are you alright Jack? Yeah, I just need 11 seconds to rest.
(Joe) The conductor from 'the Money Pit', remember? John McClain killed his brother?
(Scott) Right, yeah.
(Joe) Can't he shoot Fayed in the ankles and let him down? He's got to know something.
(Joe) I was about to call it.
(Scott) Audrey?
(Scott) The Chinese? Seriously?
(Scott) You've got to be shitting me.
(Joe) Crap, the Chinese.
(Scott) This guy is the consulate . . .
(Scott) Really, just a consulate.
(Scott) How does he operate with impunity?
(Joe) Yeah, but the L.A. consul. He's big time. This is way beyond owning a Chinese restaurant for, inevitably, Jack Bauer and Chris Tucker to fight the bad guys in.
(Scott) All of this nuclear plot has been just a lead up to Audrey being kidnapped? How is this possible?
(Scott) Why did the Chinese let go of him?
(Joe) Wasn't there some sort of deal made? Have they no honor?
(Scott) The Chinese want a nuclear weapon?
(Scott) They have nuclear weapons . . .
(Scott) It would make as much sense as exchanging Audrey for rice.
(Joe) Oh, he's after the component that they could have bought earlier that morning.
(Scott) Which component?
(Joe) That a greasy American hobbyist made in his garage workshop. That only cost $50,000 originally. Sure.
(Scott) But the purpose of the component was to detonate a nuclear weapon, right?
(Joe) The Chinese don't have half-a-billion people they can throw at making random components. After about an hour, someone will have made the one they want.
(Joe) Yeah, this is just the worst.
(Joe) Hopefully, it's another component.