(Joe) Drive seems to be more like 'Lost' than 'The Amazing Race'. Polar bears to come.
(Scott) My theory is that when they were making the pilot for Lost that they just had extra polar bear suits lying around.
(Scott) Shouldn't Sammy Davis Jr. be on this? Dressed like a priest . . .
(Scott) And where is Dom DeLuise?
(Joe) Very Aronofsky-like shots of Alex's Long Lost Car.
(Scott) Reminds me of Matisse.
(Joe) Look for a Mattel line of Drive merchandise.
(Scott) With Kung-fu steering wheel grip
(Joe) The secret underground road race has a few too many minvans competing.
(Joe) Shirley is apparently in the next episode. Laverne is nowhere to be found.
(Scott) 24 season 6 - episode 18
(Scott) The following takes place between 11:00 PM and 12:00 AM.
(Scott) Where were we? Oh yeah, I was suspending my disbelief so far it was screaming.
(Scott) "Agent Bauer, you really do need to get you to a hospital"
(Scott) "Do you know how many times I've died on this show, son?
(Joe) 'I know you've been through hell...'
(Joe) Doyle is a mole for the Chinese.
(Scott) My new theory is that Prison in China is a euphemism for "Heroin Addiction Rehab Center"
(Scott) Ooh, good theory.
(Scott) I'm still holding out for Buchanan.
(Scott) Jack is as confused by this plot line as I am.
(Joe) They want the Russian suitcase nukes? Oh, the 'prototype algorithms'.
(Joe) Isn't that Morris' impromptu programming job? I guess not.
(Scott) I think the algorithms are hash encoded. They'll never be able to read them.
(Scott) Especially in that crazy hieroglyphics.
(Scott) Another possibility would be that Audrey is a mole.
(Joe) Clothing doesn't come pre-tattered. Most of the clothes in the world are made in China, so you'd think she'd have suitable apparel.
(Scott) Not likely, sure . . . but equally plausible as anything else on this show.
(Joe) The mole on Chang's face is a mole for Audrey.
(Scott) Oh good, Jack is about to kick some generic CTU agent ass.
(Scott) Lennox has the truth.
(Scott) He says he can't handle it though.
(Scott) Then it's over . . . and seven hours earlier than normal . . . that's odd . . .
(Scott) Inform Secret Service that we're leaving the bunker, and someone else will need to press the keys.
(Scott) 4 8 15 16 23 42
(Joe) The rest of the season is clearly going to be Medal of Honor presentations and paperwork. The AG will catch up on faxing pardons.
(Scott) Not one of you gave up . . . except Morris . . . he sold us out pretty well.
(Chris) "international incident ... big time!"
(Scott) Chloe could play herself in a Saturday Night Live skit.
(Scott) Chloe will be put into holding before this season is out.
(Scott) Alpha 5-3-9
(Joe) The Chinese are trying to get a circuit board, despite the fact that they have all of them. Like the Library of Congress has a copy of all books with an ISBN.
(Scott) That's a secure line, I guess.
(Scott) Chloe explains to Jack the schematics of a progress bar.
(Joe) The CTU PCs can do real-time analysis of satellite imagery, but a simple copy takes up the whole screen and ten minutes of screen time.
(Joe) Truly the terrorists have won.