Monday, April 16, 2007

(Scott) Heh the sixth-sense two . . . electric bugaloo.
(Joe) They're going to inject it with an isotope. Look for the chip to have its arm chopped off.
(Joe) Mana mana.
(Joe) Mana mana.
(Joe) Mana mana.
(Joe) Mana mana.
(Joe) Mana mana.
(Scott) You're on your own with that.
(Joe) Mana mana.
(Scott) What is this nonsense with the taxi driver?
(Joe) What the hell is with the 1996 computer animation?
(Joe) I went to the website. I still have no idea.
(Scott) And they canceled Andy Richter Controls the Universe . . .
(Scott) 11:38
(Joe) http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/162801/Oleg_The_Taxi_Man_Debuts_On_Fox
(Scott) Yeah, about that having you hit on the head thing . . .
(Scott) Need someone to help with Audrey's extraction.
(Scott) Jack explaining to Ricky the facts of death.
(Joe) The annoying character is an incentive for us to watch FOX commercials.
(Scott) Holy crap, you're kidding.
(Joe) "At least I didn't arm terrorist nukes."
(Scott) Alpha 1-7-9-3
(Scott) That's probably a secure line.
(Joe) A few years later: "Hey, Morris. I can date whoever I want. At least I didn't arm nuclear weapons for terrorists."
(Scott) First exit after mile marker 49, turn right at the cracker barrel.
(Joe) "Also, you're breath smells like barrel-aged Altoids."
(Joe) "Take a left at the Pier One."
(Joe) "She served this country with honor. Get in the truck."
(Scott) She served the country with honor? She wasn't exactly storming the shore's of Montezuma.
(Joe) "You wanted to see me." "Close the door."
(Scott) There was the whole arm artery cutting thing . . . but that just involved her walking slowly.
(Joe) Close the door. We want privacy. Totally private conversation now.
(Scott) She's a secretary by day and an assassin by night.
(Joe) No possibility of a concealed listening device.
(Scott) Is she a secretary? Or is she deputy something or another.
(Joe) 'I'm hereby resigning the Office of the Vice-President to spend more time with my blonde mistress."
(Scott) We'll have a lot more time to spend together . . . unless you're really shallow and power hungery.
(Scott) Maybe he can catch on at the World Bank.
(Scott) You think Palmer would be a little more edgy about standing in front of a podium.
(Joe) '... except for Morris at CTU, who knows what he did.'
(Scott) Seriously, trim the stitches.
(Scott) I'm absolutely certain, almost to a level of hubris, that this crisis is over.
(Joe) "Andrea. How's your husband, Mr. Greenspan?"
(Scott) He's a robot!
(Joe) Quick, a shot of adrenaline!
(Scott) Someone pull back his coat to reveal his circuits.
(Joe) The writers would have loved to make his head spin around 'Small Wonder'-style.

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