(Scott) They had to give credit to pong for that commercial?
(Joe) Seriously, that 'alert' started with something like 'President Daniels today ordered...' and not 'POTUS/NSC INIT. CAS. ...'.
(Scott) That ranks about 45345435th in the list unrealistic things this season.
(Scott) 5:14
(Joe) 8:15AM on the East Coast
(Joe) Flanking position of our two-dimensional military base.
(Scott) So the Russian troops are actually in foreign territory now?
(Scott) Flanking two?
(Joe) They're on one side.
(Scott) No threat of retaliation from the US? Seriously . . .
(Scott) Threaten to give Japan those islands back.
(Joe) Unless we have a military base on the Russian border.
(Joe) Destroy the submarine.
(Joe) Duh.
(Scott) Definitely destroy the submarine.
(Joe) This guy is stupid. Don't let the Reds see how good/bad our satellite coverage is.
(Scott) We can just give the Russians a link to the satellite feed just like that?
(Joe) 10 miles is within the 12 nautical mile control of U.S. territory. We can just blow that submarine into pieces.
(Scott) 18 minutes? I can drive across LA during rush hour quicker than that.
(Scott) Since it's supporting an operation on US soil, I'm pretty sure they don't even need the justification.
(Joe) I think we can blow them up within 200 nautical miles before international treaties take over.
(Scott) Phillip needs a haircut.
(Scott) Just a reminder, Chang is a consulate.
(Scott) This scene will be in the video game.
(Scott) Was there a car on the platform?
(Scott) Chang is on the helicopto.
(Joe) Remember this?
(Joe) http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/07/03/china.plane/index.html
(Scott) So, Joe . . . you're going to be purchasing Knocked Up, right?
(Joe) President Bush was such a sissy.
(Scott) Is that the Navy survelliance plane?
(Joe) I liked the book...
(Joe) Consul. Is he?