(Joe) Dane Cook needs to be killed in this movie.
(Scott) Kevin Costner, William Hurt, and Demi Moore?
(Joe) AND DANE COOK
(Joe) Dane Friggin' Cook.
(Scott) Boring, irritated, and inane.
(Scott) And Dane Cook.
(Scott) Whoever that is.
(Scott) Wasn't he a character in Miller's Crossing?
(Joe) Hey, a professional version of two paper towels and a broom.
(Scott) Heh. That's tougher than you'd think.
(Joe) "I was born to make movies."
(Scott) 3:39
(Joe) 03:39L48
(Joe) 03:39:48
(Joe) Unnamed subsystem.
(Joe) Christ.
(Scott) Ben Cram from Division?
(Scott) Ben Cram, Auditor?
(Joe) Just one of consequence.
(Scott) This was a breech in security protocols.
(Scott) Leaving the sewer unlocked?
(Scott) The staff roster, yeah, that's the thing with Milo's brain matter on it.
(Joe) Are you sure he's not a mole? I'm not.
(Scott) Positive he's not a mole. That's still Buchanan.
(Joe) They aren't from Division.
(Joe) They're Chinese in Dockers clothing.
(Scott) Morris is suddenly very forgiving of others mistakes.
(Scott) He looks as Chinese as the other people, I guess.
(Joe) "I've had experience with that." I used to sell women's shoes.
(Joe) Also, Milo wanted to be paid more than scale. Greedy bugger.
(Scott) Sir, Tom Lennox is on the line with a traceable call which will surely bring down your administration.
(Joe) Good catch.
(Scott) Lisa couldn't breathe for 10 seconds, 5 minutes in 24 time.
(Joe) That's like being strangled for an entire trans-Pacific trip.
(Scott) If he cries, so help me . . .
(Joe) Jack and Josh with a little father-son time.
(Joe) Jack and Little Ricky with some more father-son time.
(Scott) They'll all ride a train and dance in the closing credits.
(Joe) Take him *back* to China?
(Joe) Josh is Chinese!
(Scott) They're quite good with the infiltration.
(Joe) Freeze frame as they're laughing as the credits roll.
(Joe) "Let's do this."
(Scott) 24 amendment monitors are brought to you by Cisco.
(Joe) Cisco Telepresence
(Scott) Again, I state that this whole Russian/American thread is completely unbelievable.
(Joe) "You mean the same documentation you planted with one of my agents?"
(Scott) 50 years of mutually assured destruction and then a war over nuclear technology?
(Scott) Load of crap, I say.
(Joe) Condoleeza Rice came up with it. Also, the President is awful at this game.
(Joe) You have, uh, two hours.
(Scott) This threat of World War III was brought to you by Cisco.
(Joe) We're about to go to war over a piece of circuitry.