(Joe) Commercial: The most awesome movie ever. Transformers, July 4th.
(Scott) The whole transformers concept doesn't seem sound.
(Joe) Commercial: Citibank platitudes.
(Scott) Why would aliens look like trucks?
(Scott) Or are they just robots? I guess someone had to make them to look like robots.
(Scott) Maybe it's a planet of the apes type thing.
(Scott) Ford is really scraping for compliments. Apparently somebody on a yahoo forum said their car was ok.
(Joe) They could take the shape of anything, but they found a car lot first and thought that they were the dominant life form. Apparently advanced civilizations don't pick up TV signals.
(Scott) What about the ones that turn into large insects?
(Joe) Collectible glasses!
(Joe) Same idea. Ditto for the dinosaurs.
(Scott) Oh, right. I forgot the dinosaurs.
(Scott) 4:41
(Joe) Weird that they take the form of things little kids think are cool.
(Scott) The vice-president is doing interrogations himself now . . .
(Joe) The information pipeline is working so quick, finally, at 7AM or whatever.
(Scott) If the transformers were in the 1950s, they would be yoyos and hula hoops.
(Joe) Give him some time. He'll apologize soon.
(Scott) Far less effective.
(Scott) Go down hard . . .
(Scott) Both you and your husband.
(Scott) Let me explain further.
(Scott) That would be far more interesting than this nonsense.
(Joe) If they put on a performance of 'Where's Charley', that would be fine, too.
(Scott) Seriously, sitting there bored out of your mind. Sometimes you just want a cigarette.
(Scott) Aha, by sea!
(Joe) "Tracker shows them moving toward the water."
(Scott) In relation to that huge-ass map of the entire state of California, Josh appears to be moving West.
(Scott) I'm taking cover . . . behind Josh apparently.
(Scott) Kidnapper number 1 is out of breath.
(Joe) The subcircuit board. In the water.
(Scott) Yeah, back up. A little further . . . a little further.
(Scott) Sucker . . .
(Joe) Why is this subcircuit board ticking? And why are you field-modifying your cellphone?
(Scott) Shoot the boat!
(Scott) If they find a small dingy to pursue them in, that would be awesome.
(Scott) Scan him, heh
(Scott) Short it out? They really have things to short out a transponder in someone's arm?
(Joe) Good thing they didn't think about the radioactive isotope.
(Joe) Oh, damn.
(Scott) If Jack were smart, he'd demand a pardon now.
(Joe) I'm sure we've made a carpal tunnel joke about the Attorney General.
(Scott) Not so pretty now, are you rich kid?