(Scott) Josh has a guitar displayed prominently in his living room. Melissa is better off.
(Scott) What the hell was that?
(Scott) Invoice price is a rip off.
(Joe) Vitamin Water used to be considered healthy and thirst-quenching. After that commercial, weird and a little girlie.
(Scott) The dealers don't really pay that.
(Scott) Progressive will not report you to social services.
(Joe) Auto dealers have questionable sales tactics? Bah!
(Joe) Click It or Ticket
(Scott) This woman is the most hated person in the office.
(Scott) Turn it down! Trying to keep my job here.
(Joe) The cover of the Season 6 set will be a piece of crap in a bag.
(Scott) 24 - season 6, episode (holy crap, I can't believe we're almost done with this nonsense!) 24
(Scott) The following takes place between 5:00 AM and 6:00 AM.
(Joe) Why did the subcircuit board beep before it blew up? Shouldn't it be a, you know, surprise. Also, he could have just shot him in the face.
(Joe) Much cheaper.
(Joe) Isn't that just one more thing to go wrong?
(Scott) P. Bauer just happens to have an exploding replica of the component (whatever a component is)?
(Scott) Shooting in the face would have been cheaper. And more believable.
(Joe) $0.35 bullet vs. military-grade plastic explosive in a custom crafted case.
(Scott) I want to go with Chang!
(Scott) He understands me.
(Joe) I call him Papa Change.
(Joe) I call him Papa Chang.
(Scott) The Chinese will never double cross us.
(Scott) Papa Change is a completely different guy.
(Joe) "Her vitals are strong." "They why did she collapse?"
(Scott) Chloe is pregnant, right?
(Joe) "You should be at your workstation."
(Joe) So, why is Chloe being separated from the rest of them, at this late hour?
(Scott) To be pregnant, of course.
(Scott) Or die . . .
(Scott) A thermal scan.
(Joe) Did they really just need to flesh out the dialogue for THE SEASON FINALE? It's the teleplay equivalent of an actor drinking coffee.
(Joe) Let's have a character need medical attention. How about TWO?
(Scott) The satellite was monitoring the platform the entire time. That would be precient if I could spell that correctly.
(Joe) How does the doctor know their relationship?
(Scott) Ex-husband . . . and drunk . . . and of course you were responsible for nuclear weapon detonating today.
(Joe) Cough -- filler -- cough.
(Joe) F-18s.
(Scott) F18 . . .
(Scott) Assault team is too dangerous . . .
(Joe) What is this, Bosnia? Do we need to have standoff strike capability?
(Scott) Seriously, they're right off of our shore.
(Joe) You're going to be allright, Mike.
(Scott) You'll be no worse off than Chase, Mike.
(Joe) (As they slide him into a black body bag...)
(Scott) If Jack were to start swimming now, he'd be there in 8 minutes, I think.
(Joe) The alert was formatted like an AP wire article.
(Scott) Those helicopter lessons have paid off in spades for Jack.
(Joe) How is the chopper revving up?
(Joe) Remote control?
(Scott) Soon to be unconscious pilot.
(Joe) Ah, his knapsack of pain.
(Joe) Ah, okay.
(Scott) Comandeering your helicoptor.
(Joe) That should be in the CTU employee orientation: If Jack Bauer wants something, let him have it or he will kill you.
(Joe) Modest Mouse - Dashboard