Monday, May 14, 2007

(Scott) What does it mean if something has more cola taste than something else?
(Scott) This question from someone who finds all of that crap to be nothing but brown acidic syrup in carbonated water.
(Scott) Oh, with enough sugar to give you a chronic disease.
(Scott) The Ford Edge: Inspired by a new point of view.
(Joe) We're about to go to war over a UN resolution. We're about to go to war over oil slant-drilling. We're about to go to war over Commies. We're about to go to war over Commies. We're about to go to war over a government attack approved by FDR. We're about to go to war over some Archduke. We're about to go to war over a bunch of crazy Southerners not getting their way. We're about to go to war over trading. We're about to go to war over taxes and inevitablility. We're about to go to war over scalping. We're about to go to war over people wanting land.
(Scott) Incidentally, if Daimler would have just asked me whether they should have bought Chrysler, I would have told them no for 5 million.
(Scott) 3:54
(Joe) FYI: The troops were already at their highest alert level.
(Scott) Phillip Bauer on the line . . .
(Scott) He's in league with the Chinese. But can you say that in Portuguese?
(Scott) 3PTL3. That's the shortest serial number I've heard.
(Joe) The Russians eschewed the use of Cyrillic to be more secretive.
(Scott) He wants free passage to a country of his choice.
(Joe) Just like the Russian submarine last season.
(Scott) It's hard to encode cyrillic.
(Joe) "He's a sociopath." "Tom." "He is a sociopath, there's no doubt about that."
(Scott) Or maybe the UTF8 support is why the Chinese want this component so badly.
(Scott) That would make more sense than any other motivation they've given.
(Joe) Aren't there two of those circuit boards?
(Scott) It must have a CJK plug-in.
(Joe) Or just one?
(Scott) I don't think there are two.
(Scott) What will you do when you find Grandfather . . .
(Joe) There is no way they would let Jack in on it. Must be a tri.
(Scott) I don't want you to think about how I will yank your Grandfather's arteries out.
(Scott) Not with out my nephew!
(Joe) Josh! Uncle Jack!
(Joe) Two-hour season finale.
(Scott) Just one more week . . .
(Scott) Finally.
(Scott) This particular episode is not as bad as many of the others.
(Scott) Minus the White House "intrigue"
(Joe) Again, they want us to dial a word... And send a text message... that's a number. Pure 24.

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