Jesus: With You Always

This was, uh, handed to us by a kid. On an airplane. He's certainly going to hell. We, however, have nothing but respect for this artist and his inspiring work. The kid, though. Rotten.
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"No, CTRL+F8. At the same time. Press the CTRL key. No, keep it held down . . . keep . . . ok, now press . . . here, let me do this."

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"I'm so embarrassed, I honestly thought you were pregnant. No, you don't look fat."

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"He's going to start screaming after he drills in another eighth-of-an-inch. I'd better hold him down."

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"I know I'm just a carpenter, but, you know, that tack strip needs to be secured every at least twelve inches to the subfloor. Just my two denari, buddy."

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"Fifty-three, seven, fourteen, eight, eleventy-nine... <snicker>"

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"Behold, my child, you will soon lift a multitude of fish. Wha... is that 20-lb. line? Are you freakin' serious? You can't even come prepared for a Dad-damned miracle bounty! Okay, jackhole, I'll bless you with 19 pounds of guppies you good for nothing moth... <mumble>"

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"I can't even get into what you do. What do you do? F**cking H Christ ... when is break time?"