(Scott) I was putting a together a list of phrases that you can only find here, on liveblogging TV, but I left them at work. So, nothing special for the finale . . . alas.
(Joe) Well, if we're going to do that, then I wrote an alternate tale in the style of Beowulf about this season.
(Joe) A blue file folder! Gasp!
(Scott) I had to yell at barking dogs, so I missed most of the "previously on" part. The only thing you need to know is that it sucked.
(Joe) They should have threatened the U.S. into getting the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. Would have made more sense.
(Scott) It would be a list of selected phrases, of course.
(Scott) 24 season 6, episode 23.
(Scott) The following takes place between 4:00 AM and 5:00 AM
(Joe) 'If Marcellus Wallace is allowed to get his soul back, there will be serious consequences.'
(Scott) Ricky Schroeder looks like Josh's father.
(Joe) I can't tell which is which. At least give one of them a scar.
(Joe) Josh doesn't believe this for a second.
(Scott) Heh, when we get what we need, we'll recover you. That's more along the lines of terminology used to refer to bodies.
(Joe) 'Hey kid, no chopping that arm off.'
(Scott) He inoculated him against the black oil.
(Scott) Chloe has hit the wall.
(Scott) FB sub-circuit board, seriously.
(Joe) Whenever Jack is arrested, they should assume that Chloe will get a phone call within the next few minutes.
(Scott) The Americans apologizing to avoid war? Not likely . . .
(Joe) It's also interesting that someone under 'temporary custody' is allowed to talk to the National Security Advisor.
(Scott) CTU custody is less than a halfway house.
(Scott) More like a Dukakis furlough.
(Joe) He could just open the door on the other side of the black SUV.
(Scott) He could just drive the SUV
(Scott) It even has flashy lights.
(Scott) Maybe it's more like juvenile custody. He's just going to go see a social worker.
(Joe) 'CTU has put me under temporary custody. My hands are tied.' 'I can't just, you know, rip out someone's throat.'
(Scott) All lame discussions of ideas should end with the expression "It's so crazy, it just might work!"
(Joe) 'If your idea involves two watermelons, a carton of animal lard and a college dormitory, count me in. Otherwise...'
(Scott) Why is Bill Buchanan getting searched? I must have missed something.
(Joe) C'mon Bill, kick his ass. Use your yoga skills to downward dog his neck until it snaps.
(Joe) He blue-foldered a terrorist.
(Joe) "What are you asking me to do, Karen?" "Whatever it takes to stop the exchange..."
(Joe) 'Wait here, I've got to look in the portable toilets...'
(Scott) An example of a phrase appearing only on this site: "bleeding profusely is just part of growing up"
(Scott) The signal is scrambled but I can hear both ends. So yes, the answer to your question is yes. Sorry I drug this on for so long to answer a simple question.
(Joe) Moles! Aha!
(Scott) Josh's tracker signal . . .
(Joe) It's the suits from Headquarters or whatever.
(Scott) CTU has the worst security. Worse than in previous seasons . . .
(Scott) Oooh, spooky . . .
(Scott) Joshua
(Scott) Ricky Schroeder trying to background act while other dialog is going on.
(Scott) You'll like China. Far fewer restrictions on how you process food.
(Joe) 'Josh -- you need to cooperate.' "Grandpa, I'll rip your face off next time I see you. Who's got YOUR nose, bitch?'