Monday, May 07, 2007

(Joe) Walk it off, Milo.
(Scott) Milo dying doesn't exactly rate so far as 24 deaths go.
(Joe) He doesn't warrant a silent countdown to :59:59
(Joe) It does sound totally dumb.
(Scott) I wouldn't have expected him to warrant a commercial.
(Joe) Josh and Melissa are both extraordinarily wealthy for their age or they live with their parents.
(Scott) A red pearl for you mother? That doesn't sound appropriate.
(Scott) A little creepy, actually.
(Joe) No bearded hipster would have pastel artwork on the walls.
(Scott) 2:50
(Joe) 02:50
(Scott) Those sound like Kung Fu dubbing voices.
(Joe) I would pay any amount of money for Jack to flip out at the sight of so many Chinese people with guns.
(Scott) Heh, push the chair against the glass, easy to open door.
(Joe) They came for Josh?
(Scott) Door knob?
(Scott) No door knob.
(Joe) Because that's what you do.
(Scott) Ooh, a fan you have to crawl through. What movie is this?
(Scott) The fugitive?
(Joe) Poseidon.
(Scott) No, I've seen it elsewhere.
(Joe) I'm putting down my gun.
(Scott) He says to send you and the woman. You'll need a hall pass.
(Joe) "Send the woman and Bauer to me." He's familiar with Jack's body of work, no? Or do they not have veins in their necks?
(Joe) C'mon Nadia, you sissy.
(Joe) According to that roster, you are the ranking officer here.
(Scott) That's the mistake of posting the roster in the dugout.
(Scott) Hi Doyle. How's your Flank 2?
(Joe) WE HAD A, UH flank two PROBLEM WITH THE COMMflankUNICATIOn SYSTEtwoM
(Scott) Really, they used to have a protocol for this, right?
(Joe) You don't even know how to pronounce my name.
(Scott) Where's the hobbit guy when you need him?
(Scott) So this is he airport thing again, but with Jack in the crowd and the kid in the airduct.
(Scott) Just need someone wearing a vest.
(Scott) Change the frequency on your cell phone, stat!
(Joe) I need you to walk me through field modifying a cell phone to blow up someone.
(Joe) Lame.
(Scott) Tom couldn't be happier.
(Joe) Yeah, I should have called it.
(Scott) Obviously. It was in the previews.
(Joe) Oh was it?
(Scott) Yeah
(Joe) So was the raid on CTU.
(Scott) Not previews. The previously on 24 segment, I mean.
(Joe) Ah, okay.
(Joe) Oooh, a sliding kill. Extra points.
(Scott) Two weeks left . . .

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1 Comments:

Blogger Laura said...

Jack's Dad is an evil bastard, isn't he? I sure hope he ends up dead.

9:03 PM, May 07, 2007  

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