Monday, May 07, 2007

(Joe) The one Jack gave them was fried or something, right? So they want the other one. I think a military-style assault with the eventual theft of the second subcircuit board is a forgivable offense.
(Scott) Oh, I thought they needed an override.
(Joe) Maybe. My brain is bleeding a little.
(Scott) Unless this chip makes people not Falun Gong, I don't see what the Chinese have to gain from this.
(Joe) Possibly because the only way I can watch this season is to repeatedly stike myself about the head and neck with a bottle.
(Scott) 2:28
(Scott) Chloe v. Morris again. USGS subnet. Deactivate it.
(Joe) Yeah, just have each Chinese person try to create a circuit. Chances are one of them will make what they're looking for.
(Scott) That's how they won that netflix contest.
(Joe) Morris, why don't you go arm some nuclear weapons? Crap, I did it again.
(Scott) Yeah, could you take two steps back there George Dickel?
(Scott) The Chief of Staff is briefing on a covert operation?
(Joe) (They're still 3% away. http://www.netflixprize.com/leaderboard)
(Scott) Is the White House chef securing the perimeter?
(Scott) Hey, a real van.
(Joe) Would probably do a better job. Also, how long until Wayne Palmer shows up doing insurance ads?
(Scott) Seriously, the Chief of Staff . . .
(Scott) That's the smash and dash.
(Scott) Or the break and stake.
(Joe) Ah-ha, the flank two kiss
(Scott) Heh
(Scott) The other guy in the van looks incredibly angry.
(Joe) Maybe I could loosen you up. Again. Just like an hour ago.
(Joe) Freshen up. Again.
(Scott) Freshen up?
(Joe) Walk out the door. Again.
(Scott) Really happy you came back. I mean, I was sleeping and all before.
(Scott) That was kind of nice seeing how it's after 2:00
(Joe) They just stole the dialogue from an entire Cinemax movie.
(Joe) No, they're on the East Coast.
(Joe) You've got to think four-dimensionally, Marty.
(Joe) 5AM. They should be checking for the Post outside the door.

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