(Scott) Heh, I hear there are previews for the sequel to Must Like Dogs.
(Scott) Must like Peruvian Guinea Pigs
(Joe) Must Love Dogs (MLD to us fans) doesn't need a sequel. It's like 'Sleepless'. ('I always cry at Sleepless.')
(Scott) Oscar de la Renta translates literally to mean Oscar of the Renta.
(Scott) Is that different from While You Were Sleeping?
(Scott) Or is just a different title?
(Scott) 5:26
(Joe) Whidbey Island. Took me the longest time to think of that.
(Joe) "You're behaving like a child."
(Joe) "You must never let them control you." 'You're just like your father. Your real father.'
(Scott) This oil rig looks suspiciously like every other basement/industrial scene on this show.
(Scott) four minutes 30 seconds until missile.
(Joe) Soundstage.
(Scott) This is why you don't get kids involved in your silly plots.
(Joe) Hit him harder and you won't have to use the gun. That you don't know how to use.
(Joe) In the face.
(Scott) Always engage the safety . . .
(Joe) 'Remember, I used to send you five dollars for your birthday. I had my people remember every year.'
(Scott) Any chance of Jack shooting him in the arm?
(Joe) Shoot him and get the frick out of there.
(Scott) What about you? Oh I'm planning on shooting the bastard.
(Joe) "You don't have time to carry me."
(Scott) Second gun?
(Joe) Attach a tow line to him.
(Joe) Or at least a flare.
(Scott) Leave Chang . . .
(Joe) You should be airborne now.
(Scott) Good thinking with the ladder.
(Joe) He can always heroically jump and dangle from the landing rails.
(Scott) Debris and fire? No, no problem.
(Scott) Heading back to CTU with Jack dangling the whole way . . .
(Joe) They have air-to-sea missiles. They should have had it in their loadouts.
(Joe) (Submarine.)
(Scott) Eh, sure I guess I trust you now. Sure what the hell. No strike.
(Joe) Why did he pick up the phone?
(Joe) He's on a video conference.
(Scott) Heh, good point.
(Joe) Nope, sorry, just video coverage. But he wasn't on the handset before.
(Joe) Uncle Jack fell?
(Scott) Jack is swimming back to China for revenge.
(Joe) At the same beach?
(Joe) Next stop, Idaho.
(Scott) Maybe this time he'll do this whole on the road thing right.
(Scott) Jack Bauer? No, my names Frank. Frank Flynn.
(Joe) Neither.