Monday, May 07, 2007

(Joe) The Stray Cats.
(Scott) I don't think that was the Stray Cats.
(Scott) 2:13
(Joe) 2AM! Holy crap!
(Scott) That kid should be in bed by now.
(Joe) Shouldn't these people be asleep?
(Scott) His creepy looking mother is too lax.
(Joe) They've been locked at CTU for nine hours.
(Scott) And creepy . . .
(Scott) And wearing a ton of face paint for 2:13.
(Joe) "I wish I had never been born!
(Joe) "I need you to close your eyes and get some sleep. I'm due to be an integral part of a love triangle at 4AM."
(Scott) Chloe runs her mouth a lot.
(Joe) Until morning. aka., in an hour.
(Joe) I love you?
(Joe) Sheesh.
(Scott) How soon can you get here? Across town? About 5 minutes.
(Scott) Ha, the Russians are going to be fooled by this? Maybe when Yeltsin was running the show . . .
(Joe) A van across the street. Excellent.
(Scott) I bet it's a box truck.
(Joe) "I don't think the charges will stand up, given the extenuating circumstances."
(Joe) Me being a badass and all.
(Joe) The same box truck from the beginning of the season.
(Scott) Marilyn please, I'm trying to get into a good killing mood here.
(Joe) "I'd like to bring Josh by to see you..."
(Scott) The same box truck from last season's Ontario Airport.
(Joe) (Keep in mind, I've make a call on the kid's paternity.)
(Scott) You'd think they'd have more budget for vehicles.
(Scott) The Chinese Jack Bauer is tall.
(Scott) Little Ricky is going to bleed.
(Joe) 'These Japanese electronics are so cool. Totally makes up for the rape, slavery and destruction caused during the war.'
(Scott) Comfort fires.
(Scott) Sewer lines?
(Joe) 'Be careful, team, the Chinese invented fireworks...'
(Scott) If you see a guy on a chair full of fireworks, we need to move fast.
(Scott) A bomb?
(Joe) "This is an arsenal."
(Joe) Before you could lock down the perimeter, eh? Someone's a one-trick pony.
(Scott) The Chinese are planning to launch a major assault?
(Scott) On CTU? Geez . . .
(Joe) Military-grade C4. As opposed to the consumer-grade C4 you can buy at any mom-and-pop grocery.
(Scott) How does that make sense?

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1 Comments:

Blogger Laura said...

None of this makes sense anymore... they either need new writers or to just end the show...

8:26 PM, May 07, 2007  

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