(Scott) Jim Carrey's new movie is straight out of a Time-Life book.
(Chris) Good to see numerology making a come back
(Scott) And 500 miles away, his cousin felt a sharp pain in his wrist.
(Scott) Wow, a heated cup holder in the new Chrysler . . . that really useless.
(Scott) Daimler got so ripped off.
(Scott) Stupid Germans.
(Joe) Yeah. They're soon going to sell it off or have them stop making cars to save money.
(Joe) The two tank manufacturers during WWII.
(Joe) Kidnapping shows are very successful this season.
(Joe) (Psst. Not really.)
(Scott) 3:36
(Scott) Milo v. Morris
(Scott) Passive aggressive nonsense coming . . .
(Joe) Wow, Morris, your breath is curiously strong. But in a good way now.
(Scott) Senator Benson? You mean the guy who used to be the butler?
(Scott) Those pipes don't even go anywhere.
(Scott) They actually point toward the hallway.
(Joe) Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
(Joe) Awesome. I'm gonna steal so many soaps.
(Scott) They go into the hallway.
(Joe) Russian shell organizations. Heck, I've got a Russian shell organization.
(Joe) Corporations, too.
(Scott) Couldn't they just have gotten a list of Russian shell companies that Gridenko has an interest in?
(Joe) Institutions.
(Joe) God damned cheap Irish Wiske
(Joe) God damned cheap Irish Whiskey
(Scott) What, the altoids? I swear I haven't had a mint in months.
(Joe) I can stop anytime. I washed those mints out with alcohol.
(Joe) Call your sponsor. The sponsor is.... Jack's father!
(Joe) Frankly, we're worried about being on Jack's operation. I've got three kids.
(Scott) Another raid, another bomb?
(Joe) Lots of side-to-side. Don't they have camps they can go to to learn how to take a room?
(Scott) Check the ventilation shaft!
(Joe) At least the house didn't explode.
(Joe) Gradenko not at location. He's in flank two.
(Scott) Human shields, not just for terrorists anymore.
(Joe) Jack is losing his edge.
(Scott) That's not the adjacent room, really.
(Joe) Nope, my only option is to start shooting.
(Scott) Heh, have you seen the people they've given immunity to?
(Scott) They have a standard terrorist immunity form now.
(Joe) You don't know what kind of individuals they give immunity to. I got immunity, like, five times
(Joe) The old next building trick.
(Scott) Just wanted to get one last punching in before I go.
(Joe) He's been kicked in the face. That's not secured, really.
(Joe) Just saying.