(Scott) Has Ricky Schroeder been on yet?
(Joe) This will not be a good movie for Will Ferrel.
(Scott) No movie is good for Will Ferrell.
(Joe) or Wil Ferrell.
(Scott) Strike that . . . no Will Ferrell movie is good for anyone else.
(Chris) Which is it Fox 21 or 27?
(Joe) Old School, Talledega Nights, Elf, Stranger than Fiction, Eulogy
(Chris) All great movies!
(Scott) Yeah, all of those are terrible.
(Scott) Wait, was he in sling blade?
(Scott) I think he played the gimp
(Joe) Anchorman, Casablanca, Bridge over the River Kwai...
(Joe) He was the smarmy butler in Citizen Kane.
(Joe) He was in Cafe Baghdad.
(Scott) Yeah, that's way overrated . . .
(Joe) He was the german woman
(Scott) 3:25
(Chris) Oh the magic itenerary ... this will work!
(Joe) Here's the President's itinerary.
(Chris) He takes a crap at 4:45 ... perfect!
(Scott) Lennox, is x to Rob Lowe's Iago.
(Joe) I need you to authorize clearance for a guy to carry the ball.
(Scott) Cassio, I think. Like the watch.
(Scott) That would make the president Desdamona.
(Joe) "Our man will be here in the hour." For a well-orchestrated plan, that's a lot of time.
(Joe) 'Don't you have other stuff to do? You're just going to watch me read this?'
(Scott) What's this? A handkercheif?
(Chris) Wasn't that house explosion one block away from Girdenko(sp?)?
(Joe) Morris. Certain to be a hostage.
(Scott) Morris, getting ready to fall off the wagon . . .
(Joe) Vodka, man.
(Chris) Irish Whiskey?
(Scott) Although, it's a hell of a drunk who can't name a brand.
(Scott) And Altoids . . . curiously strong.
(Scott) I wonder if Altoids paid for that placement.
(Scott) Drunks everywhere use Altoids!
(Joe) Let's see: Drinking alone. Drinking in the middle of the day. Drinking to escape. Hiding your drinking from friends and family.
(Joe) Those vectors aren't going to, uh, plot themselves.
(Scott) That's Altoids, folks. The tiny mint in the rectangular metal box!
(Scott) I want you to wear this flak jacket. We won't need it. It just reminds me of Nina.
(Scott) Jack could stand to tuck in his shirt tail.
(Joe) "When my hands shake, I usually kill some people. There's a hobo in the alley. Here's a billy club."
(Joe) 03:32:18