(Scott) Heh, stoopid wrecking people.
(Scott) Ellen Degneres? Didn't she marry Rob Lowe or something?
(Joe) Just to review: A plastic cover. Tons of (modern!) electronic circuitry that... turns a screw.
(Joe) Tom Selleck.
(Scott) Right, but he left Lowe in 98 didn't he.
(Joe) That was a pretty lame ending. Can see why they made it a two-fer.
(Scott) The following takes place between 2:00 PM and 3:00 PM
(Joe) They're going to put the guy on Oprah.
(Scott) Lennox and Rob Lowe are slimy, but really Wayne Palmer is kind of light weight for the moment.
(Scott) By the way, in case you forgot, Fayyad escaped through the apartment's ventilation shaft.
(Scott) He has a 20 inch waist.
(Scott) Dennis Hopper?
(Joe) Hey, the Russian poitician who exposed Elisabeth Shue's cold fusion is back.
(Scott) New villain.
(Joe) Val Kilmer really gets under his skin.
(Scott) And we're back to eastern europe/ breakaway russian republic.
(Scott) Arabs, by the way, are ok.
(Joe) An email fragment.
(Joe) Gradenko.
(Joe) So, 'The Peacemaker'.
(Scott) Heh, since the e-mail timestamp is pacific time, he must be in LA.
(Scott) Timestamps are impossible to forge.
(Joe) So, somewhere from the North pole to the South pole. Likely Los Angeles.
(Scott) Turns out his real e-mail is dsfdfd@sundhg.org
(Joe) What's everyone looking at?
(Joe) 'Evidence on the hard drive points to it.'
(Scott) Why does CTU have a morgue?
(Joe) gradenko@losangelesarea.net
(Joe) Installed after Jack Bauer joined up.
(Scott) Chloe, Morris is a huge sellout. Just thought you should know.
(Joe) The closed down the medical wing after everyone who ended up there died.
(Joe) Cue Green Day song.
(Joe) 'This sideways house killed my boy.'
(Scott) Oh, right. He led a gang at somepoint, right?
(Scott) Boyo . . .
(Scott) Right, Danny Boy.
(Joe) http://members.aol.com/daftchris8/311.html
(Joe) Nope, I was in a prison for eighteen months.
(Joe) At some point Jack will have to shoot his father. In the face.
(Scott) I can't remember the movie.
(Joe) Morris? How are you feeling?
(Scott) Morris, how are you feeling? Like a pansy who sold out the free world?
(Joe) Why didn't you listen to us when we called you and told you to turn around you lazy dutchman?
(Scott) Know one knows who you are Morris . . .
(Joe) I mean, you had to, Morris.
(Joe) Why do they let cellphones work inside CTU?
(Scott) By the way, you may also know James Cromwell from Mr. Belvedere.
(Joe) Why isn't every corner of the building mic'ed?
(Scott) Night Court, Family Tis.
(Scott) And, of course, Knight Rider.
(Joe) Have a seat, Jack.
(Joe) I WAS IN A CHINESE PRISON
(Scott) Really, you shouldn't have put me on the job. I'm like a crazy person.
(Joe) I. WAS. IN. A. CHINESE. PRISON.
(Joe) Are we clear?
(Joe) ARE WE CLEAR?
(Scott) And my brother wore one of those silly ear piece things. Isn't that justification enough.
(Scott) It just makes you look like a crazy person, walking around and talking to nothing . . .
(Joe) Full House/Perfect Strangers/Step by Step/Sabrina, the Teenaged Witch
(Joe) Bill, do this right. It's what my brother would have wanted.
(Joe) 2:16:03
(Scott) Buchanan is absolutely a mole.