(Joe) The new marketing push by Verizon: When you pick up the phone, you hear a tone.
(Scott) Verizon has 99.99 percent reliability. That would be impressive if it weren't for the fact that it's 100 year old technology.
(Joe) 01:29:50
(Joe) Lunchtime.
(Scott) Lincoln Logs: Made of wood 99.99 percent of the time.
(Scott) Heh, how is he able to work with that silly map popping up in front of his screen.
(Joe) Caught in a loop matrix?
(Scott) Did you try the .com filter?
(Joe) Reconfigure the embedded decreyption program.
(Scott) Ah, Chloe can bring up the window with a picture of a satellite dish. She's good.
(Joe) Not even Edgar can reconfigure...
(Scott) . . . anymore
(Joe) That guy is getting the best security...
(Scott) The not so Arab looking al-Assad.
(Joe) Two American flags.
(Joe) "
(Scott) Do secret service agents just show their guns like this all the time?
(Scott) Use our street cred . . .
(Joe) I guarantee he'll ask for something in writing.
(Scott) I'll let you give the speech in the Oval Office. Your friends will think that is soooo cool.
(Joe) Possibly faxed from California.
(Scott) Signed by the attorney general.
(Joe) The guy from 'Dead at 21' has the staging area secured.
(Scott) The staging area is in plain sight of the building.
(Scott) This building is brought to you by the letter M
(Scott) Morris is definitely dying.
(Joe) I need you to.. oh crap, nevermind. He wants to trigger a fire alarm. Need to get past the login screen. Or find a white piece of plastic in the hallway after walking in.
(Scott) A fire drill?
(Scott) Heh, what if it really is a fire?
(Joe) Drill to the face.
(Joe) No selling women's shoes for you.
(Scott) Nooo! That's his programming arm!
(Joe) Nope. Shoulder.
(Joe) I made a 'mistake'.
(Scott) Moron.
(Joe) Taking the 502 when you meant to take the 5 is a mistake.
(Joe) Oh, Morris.
(Joe) Danny Glover needs to pay more attention to his wife.
(Scott) Diamonds are for suckers.
(Scott) Jim Carrey has made 23 terrible movies.
(Joe) I predict his ass will talk at some point during the 'Number 23'.
(Scott) So, the feed I'm seeing is reasonably good. Any reason not to post the link for the live-liveblogging?