(Scott) A reality show about indie film makers? Something seems wrong about that.
(Joe) WROV's Dashboard Idol.
(Joe) I miss Lady Luck.
(Joe) Surfing on a raffle ticket.
(Joe) 'Let's give some clumsy white people PCP and film them. Whatever we get becomes the next Lottery commercial.'
(Joe) Tony Stewart dresses like he's from the future.
(Scott) Was Jared coming on to Tony Stewart?
(Scott) 1:30
(Joe) He's definitely got the self-lacing sneakers from Nike.
(Joe) "Where are you?" 'Do you know what I expect from my mistresses?'
(Scott) 15 minutes with this guy and she's already showered and out the door?
(Joe) She clearly didn't wash her hair.
(Joe) Saves time.
(Scott) NSA ran a data sort
(Joe) A data sort on White House emails.
(Scott) That involves sorting data.
(Joe) Lisa Miller! Gasp!
(Scott) Lisa Miller, sir.
(Scott) You know, the blond chick. The one you've been creepy with.
(Scott) Your assistant.
(Joe) I find it hard to believe my sex kitten is involved with Russian intelligence.
(Scott) Very Clintonian of him.
(Joe) The Republicans are much more straightforward with their staff than, say, others.
(Scott) Wouldn't this guy be a Democrat?
(Joe) "We may be able to turn this situation to our advantage."
(Joe) He's about to try some protocols of his own.
(Scott) Not to the face!
(Scott) Don't they have cameras in the detention rooms?
(Scott) CTU security forces are obviously temps.
(Joe) I said 'make it look good', not 'crush my hyoid bone'.
(Joe) If we'd just let Jack do what he wants, we wouldn't have a whole world of hurt come down on us. Oh, Lord, spare us from your angel of death! Wo be all of us!