(Joe) I can't believe they cancelled Drive. Amateurs. They must have hired the NBC executives responsible for all that is evil in the television community.
(Scott) No Dom Deluise, no cannonball run III.
(Scott) It would be like Police Academy 9 without Michael Winslow.
(Scott) 24 season 6 (worst ever), episode 20.
(Scott) The following takes place between 1:00 AM and 2:00 AM.
(Joe) This could be the best season of Silver Spoons, though.
(Scott) I wonder if Jason Bateman will show up.
(Scott) Previously on 24: a bunch of nonsense that just doesn't make sense.
(Scott) Audrey is counting matchsticks.
(Joe) Jack fixing Audrey: "Audrey, you're okay with Jack's emotional distance. Audrey, you're okay with Jack's emotional distance. You also like watching football. You like football."
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(Scott) You're safe now Miss Raines. You believe that, right?
(Scott) Help me Obi Wan . ..
(Scott) Oddly enough, Audrey has the best dialog of the season.
(Joe) "I really need you on the floor."
(Scott) That's what she said.
(Scott) She being Nadia.
(Joe) "We're done here Morris."
(Scott) His plan would have worked if not for us kids and that crazy dog.
(Scott) I might be the only person who can get through to her . . . one severed finger at a time.
(Scott) CTU is attempting to find Chang. He is believed to have been last seen in the vicinity of Ang.
(Joe) Those damned dragon masks and finger traps. It's awful. I'm the only one who knows. All the incessant talk about paper and fireworks. I'm surprised she's kept it together this long.
(Scott) Eng, not Ang.
(Joe) The Telepresence Suite. Clearly installed by the Clinton administration.
(Scott) Pronounced Ang, I believe.
(Scott) A little late in the season for the token minx/mole.
(Scott) In soviet russia, you fall into hands of nuclear weapons.
(Joe) The Russians are clearly fine with everything else that happened today.
(Joe) If they didn't have the second and third monitors there, you'd miss the grave concern of the Russian Interior Minister.
(Scott) The money spent on teleconferencing technology is enough for a couple more years of social security.
(Scott) Brought to you by Cisco!
(Joe) "I say we bomb Russia. I'll be with my mistress."
(Scott) Now I have an odd desire to go out and buy a couple of routers.
(Scott) Uploading, Uploading.
(Scott) A problem in the chip. Circuit board is damaged.
(Scott) Ha, a security override.
(Joe) Why didn't they think Bauer was reponsible for it?
(Scott) Find someone with the necessary expertise.
(Scott) Morris?
(Joe) Also, they wanted the chip because they didn't know what it did. Just saying.
(Scott) It's a solid premise.