(Joe) WU OMG INBD IDK MY BFF JILL TISNF
(Scott) 1:17
(Joe) The BruSKta burger? You can't even pronouce my hamburger's name.
(Scott) Really, that's not all that sneaky.
(Joe) PS/2. A real thing. Kudos to the writers. A matrix display on a surrepitious download device that says 'Download Complete' is less realistic, but I'll allow it.
(Scott) More nonsense from Chloe and Morris . . .
(Joe) "There's a line. And you crossed it."
(Scott) You'll be back when you run out of Altoids!
(Joe) "We're done."
(Joe) 'I'm going back to selling shoes.'
(Scott) Morris is absolutely getting nabbed by the Chinese in the next couple of hours.
(Scott) Threatening military action . . . not so sure about that.
(Scott) Ben Affleck?
(Joe) Secure Bauer. Yeah, okay.
(Scott) Milo is unexplainably frustrated.
(Joe) Shoot him twice in the face, then seal him in whatever Han Solo was stuck in.
(Scott) Mosquito bites. She must have been held near water.
(Scott) Take care of her
(Scott) She knows too much.
(Joe) Dr. Bradley.
(Scott) Not without intervention.
(Scott) Groin?
(Joe) 22%.
(Scott) No chance of her dying from contact with Jack Bauer?
(Scott) He bit a man to death.
(Joe) You can't get her wet or feed her after midnight, Beijing time. Here, that's 12AM.
(Joe) "... respecting the chain of command."