(Scott) Huh, that AT&T logo looks oddly familiar.
(Scott) I can't quite place it . . .
(Joe) Trendy, it is.
(Scott) Nicholas Cage can see things before it happens. In exchange for that gift, he became a terrible, terrible actor.
(Scott) Except as H.I. McDonough.
(Joe) Hmm, Nicholas Cage in a movie that seems less awful than most. Odd.
(Scott) You can call me Hi.
(Joe) Clearly, this was shot after 'Gone in 60 Seconds' and 'National Treasure'.
(Scott) Before National Treasure 2?
(Scott) 10:41
(Joe) NT2 (as we fans like to call it) will be awesome. The special effects with the dollar bills this time.... whew!
(Scott) Samir is Arabic for Flank 2.
(Joe) I think he was trying to say 'Flank Two' in Arabic.
(Scott) I wonder how often they change protocols.
(Scott) Samir has been dead for two years. Jack mutters flank 2 under his breath.
(Scott) Those cell phones are pretty loud . . . surely Fayyad heard that.
(Scott) And under a tunnel . . . of couse.
(Scott) How is it possible that one guy with a pistol killed this many heavily armed CTU agents?
(Joe) Yeah, the custom ringtone for Jack Bauer is the sound of someone being tortured.
(Scott) Slamming the door you're running through seems like a huge mistake . . .
(Joe) What Sylvester Stallone movie was this?
(Scott) Of course, it was the only door, so it's incomprehensible that Jack couldn't have figured this out sooner.
(Scott) Hah!
(Joe) Very nearly 'Die Hard 3: A Motherf*cking Shark Ate Me'.
(Scott) Jack is seriously hanging on to the undercarriage.
(Scott) Wasn't this a scene from Naked Gun?
(Scott) OJ Simpson?
(Scott) I swear . . .
(Joe) I have a dead body at the loading dock, so either Jack or Fayed has been here.
(Scott) 15 hours ago Jack was an emaciated torture victim.