(Scott) Seriously, you're just driving to work. You're not going to be hauling a ton of shit around.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Big, burly trucks.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsdale getting murdered.
(Scott) You really don't need anything larger than a Yugo.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Taxes.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: DIET Dr. Pepper.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Being smarter than a fifth grader.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Whiny nerd phone sales.
(Scott) The promo for this smarter than a fifth grader is boast of a contestant who is making show history. This show's been on for a week, right?
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Free Chevrolet vehicles. BOGO
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: henpecked husbands who enjoy pizza
(Scott) I don't understand cell phones at all.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Rollover minutes. And looped audio.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Bones.
(Scott) Minutes in the trash. Apparently they come with an unlikeable
(Joe) 08:28:27
(Scott) Minutes in the trash. Apparently they come with an unlikeable family
(Scott) 8:28
(Scott) Tom Brady?
(Joe) That guy killed a bunch of people on CSI.
(Scott) Nah, he probably throws btter.
(Joe) That's the most soothing Jack Bauer has ever been.
(Scott) Jack hasn't smiled in three years.
(Scott) It probably hurt worse than prison.
(Joe) Reference to Mark Duper.
(Scott) We're going to find out that Brady was born on the day that Edgar died.
(Joe) Wikipedia: "Duper legally changed his name to 'Mark Super Duper' later in his career. "
(Joe) The protocols will default.
(Scott) He carried Marino
(Joe) And that would, you know, totally suck for you.
(Scott) If the protocols reset to default, wouldn't he know what that is?
(Scott) password123
(Scott) This guy isn't human.
(Joe) Then you wouldn't know if 'Flank Two' means 'I'm in hiding' or 'Shoot everyone'.
(Scott) He walks like a robot.
(Joe) At the switching station? Bah
(Scott) This guy is Iago, right?
(Joe) I was too drunk to log it in.
(Scott) He gave it to the drunk guy 10 minutes ago.
(Scott) Ricky Schroeder just looks rough.
(Joe) "It was so important I sought out the guy who armed all the nuclear weapons today."
(Joe) "You screwed with the wrong guy for the last time now." That was uncomfortable phrasing.
(Scott) River of blood . . .