Monday, March 19, 2007

(Scott) Does a bear shit in the woods?
(Joe) I've got syphillis.
(Joe) That's probably better in context.
(Scott) Or does syphillis have you?
(Scott) I'm pretty sure the whole concept defies context.
(Joe) Nice grafitti'd laptop.
(Joe) Best Domino's Pizza commercial since Avoid the Noid swept the nation.
(Scott) Better than Bad Andy?
(Scott) I'm much smarter than a 5th grader, and I can kick his ass too.
(Scott) 7:28
(Joe) Next: Jeff Foxworthy hosts 'Drive into a Convenience Store'.
(Scott) A reverse status what on the intel?
(Scott) More nonsense with Morris and his drunkeness.
(Joe) "Just checking your breath."
(Scott) Seriously, 24 should avoid intentional humor.
(Scott) Humour.
(Scott) Bile
(Joe) "Tom, you know this insane."
(Scott) Foreign desert, actually. Mostly sand. Very little actual soil.
(Joe) You had better pray that CTU can find and stop that drone.
(Joe) Also, in case you're paying attention, Jack is probably using the bathroom and eating right now.
(Scott) The drone can avoid the satellite by manuevering?
(Scott) Is satellite coverage 100 x 100 meters?
(Scott) metres
(Joe) Ricky Schroeder is old.
(Scott) More Milo v. Ricky.
(Joe) Reboot CTU's mainframe?
(Joe) What?
(Joe) They have a giant monolithic mainframe?
(Scott) Nadia is innocent. She just installed some spyware.
(Scott) Nadia is innocent. She just installed some spyware.
(Joe) So, are they going to take her to the room with the needles and car batteries and such?
(Scott) Large spinny tapes.
(Scott) Yep, not other possible plot, I think.
(Scott) Or better yet, drunk uncle Morris accidentally leaked the information.
(Joe) Ha! San Francisco.

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