(Joe) Yep. Nothing funny so far.
(Scott) You posting?
(Scott) I was going for inciteful.
(Scott) Insightful?
(Scott) Yeah, insightful
(Joe) Although, why was it Drone oh-seven-zero-nine? They have four.
(Scott) Base 709.
(Joe) As in, "Launch drone 0709!"
(Scott) 7:15
(Scott) A finite number of topics on the West coast. Exactly 15.
(Joe) Gotta be San Francisco.
(Joe) Others have desert approaches.
(Scott) Buchanan is trying to look tough for Jack.
(Joe) It disappeared? Does Morris smell like Altoids?
(Scott) Jack will hurt Ricky Schroeder soon . . . guaranteed.
(Joe) "Boy, you wouldn't believe how many heartfelt moments I've had standing right here."
(Scott) People pick the worst time for these moments.
(Scott) Jack throws in a bit of exposition.
(Joe) Are you talking about Audrey Raines? You don't know, do you?"
(Scott) I'm going to see what happens with this other chick. If that doesn't go well, maybe you and I can hook up.
(Joe) "Audrey's dead."
(Joe) And/or on a new show.
(Scott) She died choking on a fortune cookie . . . oh, the irony.
(Joe) "I have to go. Independently verify it and all. You've heard about Nina, I'm sure."
(Joe) "I want that file!"
(Joe) She died while driving an American car. Those things are death traps.
(Scott) Jack is definitely kicking some train riding CTU agent ass.
(Scott) Clearly the new president has a history with Karen.
(Joe) No, Karen, I tripped over your ineptitude. Hilarious.
(Joe) Also, stupidwhoresayswhat?
(Scott) Back in the Lost bunker. I think we should go after the others with everything we've got! But what about the polar bears?
(Joe) Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here.
(Joe) "That is the fiction they hide behind."
(Scott) The fiction they hide behind. Like so much Jane Austen
(Scott) A warning shot?
(Joe) A warning shot?
(Scott) So like just over a peninsula?
(Scott) This just makes no sense . . .
(Joe) Who cares about the Chinese or Russians anyway...
(Scott) The Chinese and Russians will just take it as an opportunity to strike Chechnya and Tawain.
(Joe) Dangerous and reckless, blah blah blah.
(Joe) Okay, who's next in line.
(Scott) The French will be in Algeria by nightfall.
(Scott) The Belgians will be back in the Congo.
(Joe) 07:24
(Scott) The British will rediscover their love for curry.
(Joe) The Secretary of Veteran's Affairs. On the phone. And get the Attorney General. He better have plenty of fax paper.