(Scott) Struggle between good and evil in a post modern reality?
(Scott) Disturbia looks ridiculous.
(Joe) Is that a fancy way of saying Rear Window-ripoff?
(Scott) Yeah, I guess so.
(Joe) The Riches. Later.
(Scott) I already don't believe anything that happens in that movie..
(Joe) Where's George, Osama?
(Scott) They were referring to the defunct magazine, of course.
(Joe) Disturbia will have a 'we ran out of money so let's edit some crap together' "surprise" ending.
(Joe) Right-o. Cindy Crawford as the Founding Fathers
(Joe) Not as consistent as the Oprah Magazine covers.
(Scott) He's a ghost in a world of zombies!
(Scott) 7:50.
(Scott) PM
(Scott) What is that number in the lower left of his screen?
(Scott) Inches to go?
(Joe) "The drone is approaching the city. I can see where Full House was filmed."
(Scott) Rear, and to the left.
(Scott) Rear, and to the left . . .
(Joe) "Also, Nash Bridges. I loved that Cheech Marin growing up in my breakaway republic."
(Scott) Security guard . . . dead.
(Scott) Autocad?
(Scott) Jack is a killing machine.
(Scott) And he's going to have to land the drone?
(Joe) He's behind in the kill count.
(Joe) Then why the hell are they there?
(Scott) He can steer the drone though, right?
(Joe) What?
(Scott) Ha! Don't make the drone stall.
(Joe) Alcatraz is no more.
(Scott) They're just trying to make a video game out of this.
(Joe) Land it?
(Scott) The monitors Jack is using are clearly out of 1952.
(Joe) Try to get it in a scenic area. Where we can see the Golden Gate Bridge.
(Joe) ... or wherever Chinatown is. I need to take out Chinatown.
(Scott) That was a terrible choice to land . . .
(Scott) That was a terrible choice to land . . .
(Joe) That is the least spectacular action sequence I've ever seen.
(Scott) Put it where there are lots of obstacles for it to hit.
(Scott) A fire and rescue unit is one the scene. They may not know what they're getting into.
(Joe) Don't let the plane catch on fire. There are conventional explosives, you big dummies.
(Scott) They carry a geiger counter? Homeland security pork barrel spending to the rescue.
(Scott) They carry a geiger counter? Homeland security pork barrel spending to the rescue.
(Scott) Hazmat probably isn't equipped for nuclear weapons.
(Scott) Dirty bomb
(Joe) I'm surprised the San Francisco emergency teams didn't trade in the Geiger counters for rain sticks.
(Joe) Or 'really trippy sandals'.
(Joe) God-damned hippies.
(Joe) "Proceed with the warning strike as planned."
(Scott) Warning strike . . . no, I mean liberation explosion.
(Joe) Check his campaign contributions for money from Big Glass.
(Scott) Secretary Cannon? Seriously?
(Joe) 08:00. Everyone at CTU should be leaving to watch American Idol.