(Scott) Hopefully it's O-negative.
(Scott) Seriously, according to ATT's own math, they drop nearly 1.2 million calls daily.
(Scott) .01 percent failure rate.
(Joe) Ricky: "Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say."
(Scott) I may have missed that last statement, Joe.
(Scott) This software is awesome.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Tiny fuel-efficient coupes.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Drive
(Scott) 8:38
(Joe) 08:38:59
(Scott) 8:39:25
(Scott) Uncle Bill sits down for a heart to heart..
(Joe) I'd think there's going to be some uncomfortable moments in the office.
(Scott) I order you not to take legal action.
(Scott) It's not like it's the first time they've tortured somebody and asked them to stay and finish out their shift.
(Joe) He's 'setting up your workstation'. It will reek of Altoids.
(Joe) Is it more like 'scoliosis in elementary school' or 'snitch in gen-pop'?
(Joe) We'll find out.
(Scott) 1. sell her out as a terrorist. 2. Force yourself on her. 3. Children.
(Joe) "I just wanted to say 'I'm sorry.'" ... for my unfortunate facial hair.
(Joe) "I just wanted to say 'I'm sorry.'" like I apologized to Morris.
(Scott) Intracranial swelling.
(Joe) Where were all of those people before?
(Joe) "Will it hurt?" "No, I promise."
(Joe) "I'm a keen expert on what hurts."
(Scott) Brady is definitely getting shot, leading to a rage driven killing spree by Jack.
(Joe) I carry around a Wong-Baker faces diagram with me at all times.
(Scott) You're hurting me. No, I'm not.
(Scott) Tranquilizer dart? What is he, a cheetah?
(Scott) The sniper is hiding in incredibly plain sight.
(Joe) "Windows are tinted. I can't see who'
(Joe) "Windows are tinted. I can't see who's inside."
(Joe) Don't they have like infrared goggles and stuff?
(Joe) Yeah, there.
(Joe) Stupid Brady's going to blow it at the last minute.
(Joe) Has he heard all of that?
(Joe) (C'mon, I'm totally setting you up on that one.)
(Joe) It's his father!
(Scott) Third hostile . . .
(Scott) It's much harder to bring down this Brady than the Boston one.
(Joe) He totally fell like James Cromwell.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: BOYFRIEND PANTS
(Joe) And a dance number at that.
(Scott) Seriously, you will never take off from a dead stop with 10,000 pounds. Never.
(Scott) It's not going to happen.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Unprobable truck acrobatics.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: The Riches
(Scott) You just need something large enough for golf clubs and a child seat.
(Joe) Who plays Professor Keenbean in this version?
(Scott) It's more of a mystery what killed Oswald than what killed Ana Nicole Smith.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Minivans.
(Joe) Commercial for 24 fans: Artists and bohemians.
(Scott) Hubris, of course, is what killed Oswald.
(Joe) And Jack Ruby.
(Scott) Jack "Hubris" Ruby
(Joe) And Cuban-CIA interests.
(Scott) And a bad childhood.
(Joe) 'Hubris' also means a giant hole in the abdomen.
(Joe) Apparently.
(Joe) 08:53:59
(Scott) 8:53
(Joe) "The guys are going to look after you."
(Joe) "You did great." Best partner I had since Tony Almeda.
(Joe) Well, the best one still alive. They die a lot.
(Scott) Jack no longer has to act like he any longer has feelings.
(Scott) Back to killing.
(Joe) Gradenko is... his uncle!
(Joe) Why is he leaving himself in biting distance?
(Scott) Jack's neck is made of thorns.
(Joe) Shouldn't he be trained in anti-de-jugularification tactics?
(Scott) Gradenko is about to get a pardon.
(Joe) "Make the call."
(Joe) Aw, crap. Amnesty!
(Scott) Fax from the attorney general.
(Joe) Seriously, this is just the worst.
(Joe) The show has officially jumped the shark. I'm calling it.
(Joe) Stick a fork in it, Jerry; it's done.
(Scott) Really, this bothers you, and not the previous 6 and a half season?
(Scott) He bit a man to death just twelve hours ago.
(Scott) What is this noise?
(Scott) Someone is dialing in on a modem?
(Scott) Palmer calling to fire the Vice President from the grave.
(Scott) He was only in a coma for two hours . . .
(Joe) Don't they know? That's like MacGyver getting himself out of a prison on eight different shows by taking the springs off a bed and using it as a slingshot.
(Joe) Well, the Attorney General is pretty busy right now.
(Scott) Another vote to oust the president. Better get the array of monitors.
(Joe) He's running a little cottage industry granting friggin' amnesty to everyone terrorist he hears about.