(Joe) 'Go and draft my letter of resignation and bring it back for me to sign!'
(Scott) But from what I can tell the guy from Aly McBeal is having an episode.
(Joe) Carson?
(Scott) New mole.
(Joe) "Tom Lennox is determined to quit."
(Scott) Tom Lennox is planning to quit and go into the heating/air business.
(Scott) So, Jeff Bauer . . . that's Ricky Schroeder, right?
(Joe) Tom? Carson? Sounds like they picked all the good AFC quarterbacks for this episode.
(Scott) Peyton Manning is Jack Bauer.
(Joe) Oh yeah, I forgot the brother died.
(Scott) Hey Kid, your asshole father is dead. You know, the one with the pretentious ear piece thing.
(Joe) Your husband is dead. We did it. We'll investigate. We'll do the autopsy. Any problems with that?
(Scott) Jack is rifling through that guy's pockets for change.
(Scott) China has changed him.
(Joe) No more suspicious meetings while pretending to play catch with you.
(Scott) It's ok kid, I've always thought it would be better for you to have a father figure anyway.
(Scott) What's this? The terrorist double crossing? How can this be?
(Joe) "The Chinese symbol for 'glass rods under the eyelids' is composed of two characters: 'Jack' and 'Bauer'"
(Joe) "Not bloody likely, mate."
(Scott) Heh, you're going modify this thing with the random scrolling numbers so that I can reprogram the bombs.
(Joe) 'Yeah, the guy that will need to do the intricate programming, etc. Let's beat the crap out of him.'
(Scott) Make the random number do stuff . . .
(Scott) The new volvo makes horrible annoying noises. I've been looking for a car to do that.
(Scott) Going to WebMD that much may indicate domestic abuse.
(Joe) Okay, nuclear weapons are 1940's era technology. I don't see where all the complexity comes from.