Monday, January 22, 2007

(Scott) It took Chris 20 minutes to put that together, so someone please read it.
(chris) Uh ... because scent is not a crime ... i'm supposing ?
(Scott) No right-to-left, no arabic support.
(Joe) Works for me.
(Scott) Scent can be a crime. Have you never worked with computer programers?
(Scott) I completely don't get cell phones, but all of those guys look like assholes.
(chris) that's a nuisance ... not a legal issue
(Scott) 10:49
(Joe) It says: القرآن قرآنِ is awesome.
(Scott) You'll be transported to Washington DC. It has a much more tropical climate than you might expect.
(Joe) Some of the information you gave us checked out.
(Scott) This is like the ending to every cold war movie made in the 80s.
(Joe) You'll look great in orange.
(Joe) The camera has to be ON the target of the investigation.
(Scott) Should we let him join our gang?
(Joe) Seriously. The 'camera'.
(Scott) So, he wants the terrorists to think he's in on the plot, but has a big mouth?
(chris) this cute asian chick
(Joe) "If you and I are in the same situation..."
(Joe) Papa Fayed.
(Joe) Join us. We're going to stand over here.
(chris) What is the IAA?
(Joe) He's going to have to sell himself to the others. Before they open up.
(Joe) He's going to have to sell himself to the others. Before they open up.
(Joe) Jack?!
(Joe) Jack?!
(Joe) I can't imagine that Jack was ever a hugger.
(Scott) Thanksgiving is so awkward at the Bauer's
(Joe) ... when Terry died.
(Scott) Josh is definitely getting his arm broken.
(Joe) '
(Joe) Why does your kid look so prissy?'
(Joe) Marilyn.
(Joe) Sorry for the 'intrustion'.
(Scott) Weak-ass handshake, that kid has.
(Joe) So this is where magic happens.
(Scott) So, I'm going to go over here near this drawer. Nothing over here.
(Joe) It's like 'Twins' where one sibling got all the good traits.
(Joe) Lush, thick haired Jack vs. weak bald Graham.
(Scott) This is for telling me about Santa Claus! I was only five!
(Joe) Lush, thick haired Jack vs. weak bald Graham.
(Scott) This is for telling me about Santa Claus! I was only five!
(Joe) Just saying.
(chris) I'm hoping he screams
(Joe) They must have played this game thousands of times.
(chris) have that had a tongue ripped out on this show yet
(Joe) not yet.
(Joe) not yet.
(Scott) Just arteries.
(Scott) How can he read from that far away?
(Joe) Those two seriously must have played 'pull out each other's fingernails' as teenagers.
(chris) They should have the background music in real Presidential addresses ... would add to the drama ... we like drama
(Joe) The technology surrounding him and his teleprompter is fifty years old.
(Scott) Less than an hour after the nuclear war, the president is Stuart Smilely
(Joe) "You brought this on yourself."
(Joe) ... 'stop asphyxiating yourself stop asphyxiating yourself stop asphyxiating yourself'
(Joe) .. I wouldn't say 'Taking the country by storm...'

2 Comments:

Blogger Laura said...

So Chad Lowe got a job after his oscar winning wife left him? Now he's a government official. Fun.

See you guys next week.

10:02 PM, January 22, 2007  
Blogger Live Blogging said...

Predictions: 'Josh' turns out to be Jack's son. Graham doesn't die but lets Jack try out some things he learned while abroad. The writers continue to forget that people actually own DVDs of previous episodes and make Jack a 23-year-old African American freedom fighter.

9:23 AM, January 23, 2007  

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