Monday, January 22, 2007

(Joe) Phillip Bauer?
(Scott) Number 17? Those weren't numbered?
(Joe) Jack's father?
(Joe) Nope, weren't numbered.
(Joe) Gradenko, My father?
(Scott) Jack is definitely killing his father.
(Scott) Maybe maiming.
(Joe) Nine years.
(Joe) How long ago in seasons?
(Scott) "Send someone over to talk to him"
(Joe) Question: will he be a badass or will he be the young George McFly?
(Joe) 'If there is an active cell in that detention facility...'
(Scott) Heh, she though they would replace him with an undercover operative.
(Joe) So they want to make a bunch of these, right?
(Scott) He'd wear a hat and mustache, presumably.
(Joe) Another great idea, funded by John J. Taxpayer.
(Scott) It's totally uncool to ask about nuclear attacks. Almost as bas as asking where you got the weed.
(Scott) He'll need to come back marked up.
(Scott) Just for show. I think that means marking up the face real good.
(Joe) An earpiece?
(Scott) Nice generic palm interface.
(Scott) Nice generic palm interface.
(Joe) Right, couldn't find an index card and a pen.
(Scott) Sam?
(Scott) Really?
(Joe) Phillip's 'friend'.
(Joe) Greg?
(Scott) 555? Clearly you're lying.
(Scott) 555? Clearly you're lying.
(Joe) Are you kidding me? I knew the L.A. murder rate was high, but I didn't know it was because all those Bauers not getting their way.
(Scott) Sam must be the butler . . .
(Joe) Liddy.
(Scott) Liddy?
(Joe) Nooooooo!
(Scott) Your brother?
(Scott) You're shitting me.
(Joe) You've got to be kidding. Smarmy McSmarmenhousen is Jack's brother?
(Joe) Now they've crossed a line.
(Joe) 10:33
(Scott) Holy crap . . .
(Joe) That's like saying 'Jack, we found your wife. Alive.' After a commercial break, Jack is taken to a room and they pull out a cabbage.

2 Comments:

Blogger Laura said...

Jack's bro has been assimilated into the borg...shame they can't do anything about that hairline.

9:38 PM, January 22, 2007  
Blogger Scott said...

Or the goofy phone thing . . .

9:42 PM, January 22, 2007  

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