(Joe) I predict they'll introduce Jeff, the most enraged house dresser in Malibu before too long.
(Joe) ... who is another Bauer.
(Joe) This is such a cousin Oliver moment.
(Scott) Heh, cousin Oliver. Good call.
(Scott) 10:38
(Scott) Jack, how did you get my terrorist number?
(Joe) Gray?
(Joe) or Greg?
(Scott) In retrospect it seems like a mistake to use the same phone for personal and terrorist business.
(Joe) Ah, Graham. In my family file.
(Joe) Indian falls. 226 Pine Crest Rd.
(Scott) Yeah, dad's really hot with the ladies. New lady every night. Boy howdy, he sure does get around.
(Scott) Good thing he has a butler . . .
(Joe) Sister-in-law is totally going to get a knee shot off.
(Joe) Jack? How? I thought the Chinese were holding him.
(Scott) Whatever happens next I'm sure it will be in another city. Heh, hope that makes you feel better kid . . .
(Joe) He's looking for Dad.
(Joe) You weren't over Jack when we got married.
(Joe) Awesome.
(Scott) Hah, she's in love with Jack. They're pulling out all of the stops now.
(Joe) They ran out of story lines and had to go back to the classics.
(Scott) In Chinese, the symbols for nuclear explosion are the same as opportunity.
(Joe) What took you so long.
(Joe) What took you so long.
(Joe) Julia Roberts sure is mad.
(Scott) Tell me that's not Kim . . .
(Scott) Ok, maybe not . . .
(Scott) On this show the british are much more high strung then you'd expect.
(Scott) Maybe he's Australian. That fits the profile better.
(Joe) DHL is certainly taking a different tack than UPS.
(chris) عرفان القرآن قرآنِ مجید عام فہم آسان جدید ترین اردو
(Joe) Taco Bell is helping us forget the filthy produce with Carmen Electra.
(Joe) Arabic
(Joe) Uh. That's all I got.
(chris) Just seeing if it would work