(Joe) By the way, you think the President could have a better printer than the $79 HP DeskJet that was printing out the very-quickly-printed agreement pursuant to aforementioned conditions, etc. Do they draw them up ahead of time?
(Joe) Oh, just the pardon.
(Scott) It's on stock paper.
(Joe) Yeah, that WAS quick.
(Joe) Well, you've been making deals with terrorists all day.
(Scott) We don't have time to have a Rose garden ceremony . . . this time.
(Joe) Listen, it's probably something you should run by Al-Assad first.
(Scott) This Palmer is only slightly better than what's his name from last season.
(Joe) Okay, bombs blowing up all over the place. Response by the White House? Signing a deal with a terrorist.
(Joe) That'll play well in Peoria.
(Scott) Why aren't you talking. We never talk. Do I not interest you anymore?
(Joe) "So, you're going to let me go to?"
(Joe) "Get up!"
(Joe) "Remember that time you got pissed that I've been calling you Almood for the last thirteen years?" That was awesome.
(Scott) If Jack is smart he'll just let Kumar kill the kid before he goes in. It's just way too much trouble to carry the kids along.
(Joe) "Get the EMT down here now!"
(Scott) Hey, the kid might know where his father is going. Call of the EMT, NOW!
(Joe) Jack. Two-thousand seven.
(Joe) [09:42]
(Scott) 9:42