(Scott) The clock on the circuit city commercials has an entirely different tone.
(Scott) There's no way I'd watch this show if the clock sounded like that.
(Joe) What do fans of 24 love? Ellen Degeneres talking to animals!
(Joe) Paula, Paula, Paula.
(Joe) Yeah, that Jennifer Aniston sucks.
(Scott) Not sure what that monkey is doing in his lap . . .
(Joe) There are no follow-up jokes I'm comfortable posting/
(Scott) I cannot express how little I like Verizon DSL.
(Joe) Mmmn, fish!
(Joe) And monster trucks!
(Joe) I think I speak for all Americans by asking: Where the hell is Bigfoot? Who's Grave Digger?