(Joe) If I could go back to According to Jim...
(Joe) ... I blame the Bush Administration.
(Joe) Oh, inside man hides Numer.
(Joe) "It sets you free like a mongoose in flight."
(Scott) Oh, it's just broken in IE.
(Scott) 9:00
(Joe) Ahmed Amar.
(Joe) Nope, sorry. ACHZ-med.
(Joe) What does Chz remind you of? Czech, that's right.
(Scott) Auck-m-Ed
(Joe) Of course prisoner transport buses would still have bathrooms with doors.
(Scott) Why are their tunnels in a terrorist detention center?
(Joe) "We have to do better than we're doing, and we have to do it faster!"
(Scott) Yelling is a pretty good motivator, I find . . .
(Joe) Maybe the foot-fetishish can help.
(Scott) Partition the grid, heh.
(Joe) Chloe is horrible at playing along.
(Joe) "The file is on your system. Filter them. Now."
(Scott) Filter the files on your system? What does that even mean?
(Joe) Wow, Suitcase Nukes 101.
(Scott) Hey, the apochryphal suitcase nuke. Makes as much sense as biting a man to death.
(Joe) Pretty cool animation for extemporaneous questions.
(Joe) Damn straight, 'get me Jack Bauer'.
(Scott) I think Assad must have knocked up Curtis's sister or something . ..
(Joe) Sir, Jack Bauer's on the line. Priority seven.
(Scott) Sir Jack Bauer?
(Joe) I want you to take charge... After the way the country treated you... congratulations. Another day with no eating or going to the bathroom.
(Scott) Wayne Palmer gets emotional a little to quickly.
(Joe) Keifer Sutherland seems to be okay being shot from above with a power forward.
(Joe) "What did the Chinese do to you?"
(Scott) He's a tiny, tiny man.
(Joe) "Nothing is more important than finding Fayed and Numer."
(Joe) What was that on Jack's fingers? Scars? Organic peanut butter?
(Scott) Scars, they should be healed by 2:00 P.M.
(Joe) "This was the last model the Soviets produced... where are the tools?"
(Scott) Ahmed, we've known you for so long. We're worried about your pill dependency.
(Joe) "Ayhmee-d, I've got it."
(Joe) Release the chick.
(Joe) Dumb bastard. Or smart.
(Scott) Sophie's choice?
(Scott) He's totally not getting any for a month or two.
(Joe) How did she call the payphone, exactly?
(Scott) Achmed gave her the phone number he called from.
(Joe) I'll deliver the package like Allhmood said.
(Scott) Did he really find change in the coin return?
(Joe) Isn't it better to leave the terrorist with his former best friend and soccer playmate?
(Joe) Damn, Gillian.
(Joe) 351 Old Mill Road, Valencia.
(Joe) ... I blame the Bush Administration.
(Joe) Oh, inside man hides Numer.
(Joe) "It sets you free like a mongoose in flight."
(Scott) Oh, it's just broken in IE.
(Scott) 9:00
(Joe) Ahmed Amar.
(Joe) Nope, sorry. ACHZ-med.
(Joe) What does Chz remind you of? Czech, that's right.
(Scott) Auck-m-Ed
(Joe) Of course prisoner transport buses would still have bathrooms with doors.
(Scott) Why are their tunnels in a terrorist detention center?
(Joe) "We have to do better than we're doing, and we have to do it faster!"
(Scott) Yelling is a pretty good motivator, I find . . .
(Joe) Maybe the foot-fetishish can help.
(Scott) Partition the grid, heh.
(Joe) Chloe is horrible at playing along.
(Joe) "The file is on your system. Filter them. Now."
(Scott) Filter the files on your system? What does that even mean?
(Joe) Wow, Suitcase Nukes 101.
(Scott) Hey, the apochryphal suitcase nuke. Makes as much sense as biting a man to death.
(Joe) Pretty cool animation for extemporaneous questions.
(Joe) Damn straight, 'get me Jack Bauer'.
(Scott) I think Assad must have knocked up Curtis's sister or something . ..
(Joe) Sir, Jack Bauer's on the line. Priority seven.
(Scott) Sir Jack Bauer?
(Joe) I want you to take charge... After the way the country treated you... congratulations. Another day with no eating or going to the bathroom.
(Scott) Wayne Palmer gets emotional a little to quickly.
(Joe) Keifer Sutherland seems to be okay being shot from above with a power forward.
(Joe) "What did the Chinese do to you?"
(Scott) He's a tiny, tiny man.
(Joe) "Nothing is more important than finding Fayed and Numer."
(Joe) What was that on Jack's fingers? Scars? Organic peanut butter?
(Scott) Scars, they should be healed by 2:00 P.M.
(Joe) "This was the last model the Soviets produced... where are the tools?"
(Scott) Ahmed, we've known you for so long. We're worried about your pill dependency.
(Joe) "Ayhmee-d, I've got it."
(Joe) Release the chick.
(Joe) Dumb bastard. Or smart.
(Scott) Sophie's choice?
(Scott) He's totally not getting any for a month or two.
(Joe) How did she call the payphone, exactly?
(Scott) Achmed gave her the phone number he called from.
(Joe) I'll deliver the package like Allhmood said.
(Scott) Did he really find change in the coin return?
(Joe) Isn't it better to leave the terrorist with his former best friend and soccer playmate?
(Joe) Damn, Gillian.
(Joe) 351 Old Mill Road, Valencia.
posted by Live Blogging at 1/15/2007 08:57:00 PM
3 Comments:
Aha. The new format is awesome. Nice work.
Wow this is a whole new side of scary. Both of you in the same post. I don't know if I can keep up. :-)
This is easily the biggest advance in live blogging technology since the Enter key.
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