Woo hoo, proving pessimists wrong.
Equal justice under the law?
Damn if Judge Roberts isn't sexy. That is one good-looking man.
Alito. Sure. He's okay.
Not legislate from the bench. I've got no more jokes on that one.
Where is Sandy? Getting wasted at Red Hot and Blue? [Ed.]
No cloning? Aw, crap. No human-animal hybrids? No centaurs? An army of super-intelligent half-horse/half-man warriors would be useful in the Middle East. Well, maybe half man/half camel.
[9:58] Never betray.