Tuesday, January 31, 2006

All who volunteered [or were tricked, threatened and stop-lossed] to serve in our military.
Defeat their dark vision of hate and fear.
Democratic reform. Hmm. Mention Hamas. Please.
Egypt? Your good news is to mention Egypt?
Hamas must do a bunch of stuff.
Saudi Arabia took their first steps in the Eighties. I think they mentioned something about civic elections (school boards) sometime during your father's administration. How's that going?
Why can't the Iranians have nuclear weapons? The Israelis do.
We respect you, Iran. Sorry about the Shah. That was our bad.
Genocide! He called it genocide! Now we can do something, right? Oh, nope. No oil there. :)
Dull the conscience of our country?
Yep, thanks, military. Sorry about the crappy benefits and getting you killed and all.
Re-authorize the Patriot act.
[9:34] September the 11th (second mention)
To prevent another attack... blah blah blah some crap that's made up.
Yeah and the authority to lock up all the Asian-Americans in 'camps' in the Western United States.
I love Hillary Clinton for the looks she gives during these things.
We need the support of our friends and allies.
Willing to act.
Alternative to American leadership is danger?
R->T->K->R?
Yeah, the world's always better when 'freedom' is on the march.
Lead the world to freedom. Fake, self-aggrandizing freedom.
Our economy is healthy?
Wow, bigger than Japan and the EU. That's great. We're just like them. Lots of Japanese people and Europeans jump from job-to-job. I wonder what the non-structural numbers look like.
[9:39] We intend to shape it.
Oh crap.
Four years of (near-stagnant) uninterruped economic growth. Thanks, high gas prices.
Ha, McCain was clapping.
Non-security discretionary spending.
Mohair subsidies.
Wow, cut the deficit in half by 2009.
Earmark reform. Too many special interest projects.
WHAT THE HELL? THE LINE-ITEM VETO? That would be so, so much worse.
Entitlements. You know, the things people have earned. Are entitled to.
60% of the Federal budget. Was that before or after the ill-advised Medicare reform.
Ah, I love the Democrats. 'Saving' Social Security.
Off your game?
Damn straight you better stand up.
Wow, a commission to research Baby Boomers retiring. How about teenagers retiring? Oh, they don't retire yet? Baby Boomers are the only ones retiring now? Shouldn't we have done that already? Oh, my Administration and the Congressional Republicans are just incompetent? Ah, okay.
[9:45] Secure borders

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