SNL to Streamline: Sanz, Fey Departing

In a move encouraged by this writer, SNL has indeed separated the Kurds from the whey in saying goodbye to Kurdish comedians Horatio Sanz, Rachel Dratch, Finesse Mitchell, Chris Parnell, Tina Fey and possibly Tracy Morgan who may have left years ago. (On a side note, hey Jimmy Fallon, how's your movie career going? I loved you and Queen Latifah in 'Taxi'.)

The returning players, in ascending likelihood of annoying me:
Amy Poehler
Bill Hader
Andy Samberg
Darell Hammond
Seth Myers
Maya Rudolph
Keenan Thompson
Jason Sudekis
Kristen Wiig (Never do the Target sketch nor play dowdy midwesterners and we'll have no problems.)
Will Forte (Never, ever show off your vocal range, which is impressive and grating.)
Fred Armisen (Never appear on the show and we'll have no problems. Otherwise, only appear in skits that are funny.)

My updated SNL Dream Team:
Amy Poehler
Bill Hader
Andy Samberg
Michael Ian Black
Finesse Mitchell
Seth Myers
Maya Rudolph
Tim Kang
Wayne Brady
Thomas Lennon