Mourners remember David Palmer.
"You know what really gets me, Charles.... I had no idea you were such a good liar." You kept saying I was the one that was lousy in the sack, but now...
Let's see how good those Secret Service agents are with the barrel against my temple...
Why not get a couple of hookers and some coke if you're going to kill yourself... (I should really work the hotline.)
I have an urgent call from CTU.
"He says it's concerning Jack Bauer."
"Mr. President. You don't know me. My name is Miles McSmarmy..."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"I feel compelled to intervene." (Jack Bauer can snap this guy like a twig. And will, I hope.)