Monday, January 16, 2006

9:52

-The honest guy is catching on. Don't lie to the honest guy.
-I sincerely hope my tax dollars don't go to maintaining paper transcripts of all telephone conversations. This, by the way, is exactly the kind of record-keeping that got Nixon in trouble.
-I got what I came for. I have definitive proof that the leprechauns are in on todays actions. And Bill Cosby is a Marmot. No, a Koala . . .
-Damn pinhead kid.
-Shoot the kid Jack! Shoot him!
-So this is the point where I wonder why the terrorists don't just go ahead and kill Jack.

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