24 Season Five, Episode 3.

The following takes place between 9:00 AM - 10:00 PM . . .

9:00

-Ok, so Dave Attell has taken some hostages in an extremely open airport.
-Is the cop Matthew Perry? He's fallen pretty far.
-Please turn off your cell phones and pagers for the duration of the performance.
-No one will see me hiding in the luggage. It's just like Drew Berrymore in ET.
-He did kill your husband Audrey. Perhaps you should give him a little less benefit of the doubt.
-Jack using the nifty display of the cell phone is good product placement. The hostage getting shot for trying to use his cell phone is bad product placement.
-Who decided to let Ontario build an airport in Los Angeles?
-Wow, that's even less open than Bush.
-MP6 adaptive search. Not even Edgar can do that.
-Russian breakaway republic. Good plan not to actually mention the Chechens.
-After all this planning the president did for the summit, the terroists are coming off as a little insensitive.
-Tell Diane, Frank says hi.
-Damn pinhead kid. I'll kill him.