Okay, was sans computer last night so I missed out on a lot. I'm glad someone made the walk six miles/lap dance joke.

I'll just cover the random thoughts:

• How exactly did the flat tire process work? 1) Walk to service station 2) Get a ride back to car 3) Replace tire? Nope. 1) Walk back to service station, quickly getting a new tire and rim for a twenty-year-old car. It's certainly possible. 1) Walk to service station, but stopping in a parking lot and finding an identical vehicle, removing the tire and rolling it three miles back. Perfect. Also, there was no comunication as to where Bellick, Charro and the cons were going to hide, but I can ignore that for now.


• The previews look awesome. Next week is a must-see. "Wha'd y'all do you yaw haynd?"


• How is it that the car was missing about three hundred pounds of mass, but they can check the blood for pig phenotypes?All they had left was a pig spine wrapped in plastic.


• Shooting locations: rent two motels, get the third one free.


• Nothing is as bad-ass as using Teabag as an accomplice to steal a motel iron. Oh, was that not the plan?


• Needless to say, I paused the show and fast-forwarded when I saw the singing was up.