Okay, I'm definitely going to blog the presidential address.
"For everytime they come up with an adjective to preceed 'terrorist' (aka despicable, dastardly, etc.) I will kill a puppy. For every excuse for how they've crapped on the Consitution for the interminable 'War on Terror', I will kill a puppy. A puppy will die, and must die, to illustrate how this Administration has left this country smelling of urine and leprosy. The pile of adorable puppy corpses will illustrate how America has been wracked by the machinations of an insane puppeteer.
I have a feeling I will run out of puppies."
-- Abraham Lincoln, 1860
"For everytime they come up with an adjective to preceed 'terrorist' (aka despicable, dastardly, etc.) I will kill a puppy. For every excuse for how they've crapped on the Consitution for the interminable 'War on Terror', I will kill a puppy. A puppy will die, and must die, to illustrate how this Administration has left this country smelling of urine and leprosy. The pile of adorable puppy corpses will illustrate how America has been wracked by the machinations of an insane puppeteer.
I have a feeling I will run out of puppies."
-- Abraham Lincoln, 1860
posted by Live Blogging at 9/11/2006 04:25:00 PM
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This is how the the Reconstruction economy came to be based largely on dog blood, cotton and hooker spit. The 'Wizard of Oz' was later an allegory for Lincoln's Dog Slaughter and not, as some have claimed, the gold standard.
Most people know this, but Kentucky took this to heart more so than other states...
http://www.trails.com/tcatalog_trail.asp?trailid=HGD128-034
So, instead of going to lunch today, you went out and got drunk?
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