Monday, February 20, 2006

"Strontium."
Omicron International stock jumps thirty points.
"Christopher Henderson? Yeah, we were college roomates. Liked drinking the bong water, but a good guy. One time, he hired a goat for the day and we ..."
"Yes? Hold on." -- "Don't make the terrorists wait! That's just bad manners."
Ah, 'steadfast'.
Ah right, tell everyone that this giant circle is where I want them to strike. Clearly, this is a good deal for the President.
Oh, downtown? Yeah, that's fine.
Fox News has the greatest access of a motorcade ever but the terrorists have no idea that the First Lady is inside. They wanted the shot of the sides of the cars but not the departure, I suppose.

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