Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Prison Break - "Odd Man Out"

9:02 - Ah yes, despite detailed planning and a single-minded attention to detail, the only way to find the critical route from the infirmary is to throw stuff down a hole.
9:05 - "... five minutes before the escape and twenty minutes after..." Unless prison escapes work very differently than I think they do, I'm pretty sure that making a stop to use the telephone two minutes after leaving the walls isn't a well-thought-out plan.
9:12 - Just dig it out with your hands, I mean, bullets aren't hard to get out after coming to a stop in someone's torso.
9:12 - It's not like someone isn't going to notice the sacred art of Japanese papercraft on the floor of the restricted-access supply room in a prison. A black button, however, would be, you know, good. Folded paper duck, bad.
9:12 - Wow, that piece of paper made it through the broom-handle width corroded hole in the drain. Even I'm surprised.
9:13 - She prefers 'Exotic dancer-wife, actually'.
9:15 - A moving van. Excellent idea.
9:16 - In the garage, under his car... sigh.
9:18 - Err, unfortunately, he used the kid as a shield. Also, I aimed at the kid.
9:23 - My mom says that having a baby is hard also, my 'hormone things are out of whack'.
9:34 - Commercial: Jack is back, baby. Doesn't look like he's traveling from town to town, dispensing his own brand of frontier justice, though.
9:35 - Did your parents' siblings have any kids? We'll let you know if any of them dies.
9:38 - Did Officer, nay, Captain just call the new fish by his homoerotic nickname?
9:47 - It's like the Hardees-porn cheeseburger commercials all of a sudden. Cheeseburgers, they do a body good.
9:47 - Do you want to be thrown in a urine-soaked pit, or have lettuce mayo pickles cheese all on a sesame seed bun?
9:53 - Just kill him.
9:53 - Nothing to do with this? He knows about the escape.
9:54 - Just kill him.
9:54 - Read Ezekiel.
9:55 - Just kill him.
9:56 - Aw, crap.
9:56 - How do you keep a razor blade on your tongue from slicing you up as a few goons are beating you about the head and neck?
9:56 - What, that's all? That's your idea of buying time? Punching a guard three days before you're supposed to go o the chair? Ask him if something looks infected or drop to the ground and convulse, 80's fraternity-prank-movie style. Anything but decking a guard. Heck, you can beat the crap out of D.B. Cooper if you want, but chill out with the hired help.